i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

(Source: terrakion)


why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


when someone really cute calls you cute first


"Always be kinder than you feel."
— (via 5oak)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

(Source: suqmydiqtbh)



Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

(Source: sweetandviscous)

"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
— "Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

(Source: eolithandbone)

(Source: hazelshaw)


can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it


i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

(Source: motorboaterr)


by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12