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hey-thar-im-sarah:

I’ve reblogged this at least ten times since 2009 ok

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sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

thesuicidal-stoner:

how many stoners we got out there?

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

paging-doctorfaggot:

my room is either temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell

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